normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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