if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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