She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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