Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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