I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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