I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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