so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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