so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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