whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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