You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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