I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
