you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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