Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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