Umm I'm too high to move.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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