covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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