Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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