I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
farters have to be the big spoon...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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