So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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