You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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