Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She's JV to your varsity
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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