butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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