shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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