Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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