just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Less talking, more tequila
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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