that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
where does the pee come out of this thing
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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