areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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