How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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