"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
