You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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