As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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