So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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