Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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