I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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