idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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