My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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