I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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