I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
not ubering you a puppy
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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