I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Even my vagina gasped.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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