Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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