I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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