just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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