But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
my liver is dry heaving
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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