Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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