So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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