I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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