It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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