I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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