I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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