3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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