Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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