Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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